What is Marketing?

by Chris Leong

An old forwarded email that uses a very funny way of describing marketing. What is digital Marketing?

I guess it will be something like this. I wish they use this kind of simple examples when i’m doing my marketing class. 🙂

 

You’re at a party and see a gorgeous girl.

You walk up to her and exchange Facebook IDs.

The next day you post on her wall and says, ‘Hi, I’m very rich, Marry Me.

That’s call Digital Marketing.

 

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and say, ‘I am very rich. Marry me!’

That’s Direct Marketing.

 

You’re at a party with a

bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.

One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, ‘He’s very rich. Marry him.’

That’s Advertising.

 

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and get her telephone number.

The next day you call and say, ‘Hi, I’m very rich. Marry me.’

That’s Telemarketing.

 

You’re at a party and see a gorgeous girl.

You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink.

You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, ‘By the way, I’m very rich ‘Will you marry me?’

That’s Public Relations.

 

You’re at a party and see a gorgeous girl.

She walks up to you and says, ‘You are very rich, I want to marry you.’

That’s Brand Recognition.

 

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and say, ‘I’m rich. Marry me’

She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.

That’s Customer Feedback.

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